Boxers: while cool and hip, in extreme heat less than ideal. vanderwalls bonding in the boxers will cause them to shear, slowly ascending the corpus rearus and creating a wedgie maximus. Best worn under reasonable conditions.
Stretchy underwear (with cool insignia): while insignia attempts to make them cool and hip, intense cross polyhesional bonding creates an impermeable layer of material, or greenhouse fabric, around critical areas. Also best worn under reasonable conditions.
Conclusion: while no underwear is suitable for Hangzhou in the summer, it still must be worn. Effects can be minimized by replacing jeans with light pants. Shorts aren't the solution.
Despite how much suffering goes into underwear in general, at least underwear shopping can be a real morale booster. Observe:
*Excuse me, what size is this?
*Medium, but that's way too small for you
*Oh? What should I wear?
*I'm thinking at least extra-extra-large, let me look in the back
I apologize for any and all inappropriate imagery that was generated by this entry!
