Thursday, December 14, 2006
He's not going to Africa.
Tuesday, December 12, 2006
Tuesday, December 05, 2006
The China Southern Airlines stewardesses are all in love with me. I can tell by the way they furtively glance at me as they pass by and by how as they pass me my glass of orange juice they hope to brush my hand with theirs. However, what makes it most obvious is when their big green eyes look into my brown ones and they ask me "rice or noodles," they suddenly can hardly speak Chinese at all. Here is me holding them close to my heart, as they made me promise!
But the reason that I was on a plane at all was to visit a certain Ms. Christina Liao! (So there, MEIV--China has at least one benefit!:) She is in Lanzhou, China and has, if I do say so myself, a fabulous apartment/dorm thing. If she could somehow extricate the fact that it's China's most polluted city, she might be completely set. But it was a great time visiting her, she taught me Chinese chess and then beat me at it (which I am glad about!), and we even had blueberry milk tea to go with a lot of conversations. I hope to see her again, maybe in February.
Bamboo flute. My proficiency has not been increasing as much recently, mostly due to the fact that I have not been practicing. But as a man newly finished with class (only review and exams to go) I intend to redouble my efforts. Which would have me praticing at least twice a week. For your viewing pleasure, I want to present the Infinitely Talented Li Laoshi and his suspicious looking apprentice, Zongke.All in all, I have slightly less than two more weeks, then I'll be home to relax, visit, and mostly watch football. I have not seen a game since last January, so it's getting desperate. Zongke, out.
Wednesday, November 29, 2006
"mumble English," implying that I violate the pledge. In short, somone tried to screw me.
In other news, something has happened. Something has flipped, and I suddenly enjoy China and am thankful to have another quarter here. This is remarkable, considering I spent the vast majority of the beginning hating my life. I think the switch finally went though when my roommate took me to a dance on campus. I met people, I learned Slow Three Step, and I felt like a normal person. A person that can interact and make friends and tell awful, stupid jokes. And that was the best I've felt since coming to China. Plus, I won a little stuffed pig to put on my phone. So I suppose my life is now complete.
Two things I like about China
- the music and annoucements broadcast from speakers around campus at lunch and dinner
- meeting people and starting to have friends and people that i recognize around campus
Saturday, November 25, 2006
- Some people keep all of their fingernails trimmed. Except for one. Which they grow to a disgusting length. You might think the purpose is to gross out foreigners, but it's actually a status symbol. With a nail that long you can't do manual labor, and most of these people are from the country side
- High school in China is super intense. But once you get to college it's pretty much clear sailing because the classes are too big to closely monitor student progress and because everyone slacks together, so there is no pressure except for about once a month
- Long Jing Tea is Hangzhou's famous tea, but I am pretty sure that it tastes like tree bark. I much prefer Ou-Long Tea
- Nearly 1/2 of our program has been in the director's office in tears
- I am addicted to Sprite (雪碧). I have it at nearly every meal, using it to counter act whatever foreign food I am eating
- I have lost weight (but not much, Grandma!)
- Every Tuesday I go to 家乐福a combination mall/uber-Target to visit friends that I made that work in a Tea Shop. They give me free tea, but I try to avoid Long Jin!
- I ride my bicycle all around the city--it's really pretty amazing. The city is rather compact, so 20 minutes can get you most places, and the bicycle traffic is more or less undescripable. I was terrified of it for the first month and a half
- I had Thanksgiving dinner at Pizza Hut with the only other year long student
Saturday, November 18, 2006
For your benefit I have fully researched all the possible situations and combinations of them that can occur when studying Chinese. They are as follows.
- recognize neither the character, nor its meaning, nor its sound
- recognize the character and meaning, but not sound. therefore, unspeakable
- recognize the character and sound but forget the meaning. therefore, unuseable
- somehow vaguely know what it means, but not know how to use it
- only know the word orally
- recognize both the characters in a word, their sound, tone and meaning. have no clue what they mean together.
- amazingly know the character, its pronounciation, tone, and meaning. This is approximately a 2% occurance.
plane in Chicago. Amazing.
Above a woman is lifting a wine cup that was floating down a river--the person who drinks it has to compose a poem or song. This was how some rich Chinese people amused themselves about 400 years ago. Now it's an activity at a famous park by Lu Xun's old home.
Saturday, November 11, 2006
- The concrete guard tower and pillbox on campus were demolished this week. I am not sure what purpose this structure served, sitting in the middle of campus, but I suppose that it is a nice gesture either way
- I have four more week tests (and five more weeks!) until I get to come home for a while
- I am going to a lecture on senility today... we'll see how much I glean from that one!
- Last weekend we visited the home of Chinese author Lu Xun. Think Mark Twain.
Above is me with my pronunciation class partner, Guang Da. I think his English name is Dan. Our dialogues are famous for "creativity." He's probably my best friend here.
Tuesday, November 07, 2006
Monday, October 30, 2006
Friday, October 27, 2006
I learned this truth on fall break in the tiny tourist town of Li Jiang in Yunan Province. Having eaten some particularly evil food, and having spent an extroadinary night, I stumbled into the little medical clinic and had the following conversation.
*i ate my stomach wrong...I feel terrible
*did you throw up?
*yeah
*did you blah blah blah?
*i think so
*you blah blah blah blah
*what?
*blah blah blah intestine. blah blah injection.
*ok...
In good news, parts of Yunan have been directly transported from the Lord of the Rings movies. I'll post pictures of Frodo-Michael soon.
Sunday, October 15, 2006
With the risk of forfeiting every visitor's interst I've ever had, I present this post. While utterly unrelated to China, I did rediscover something I wrote a few months ago after reading one of those Christian dating books that are only applicable in a traditional New England church community. In my humble opinion, it is mildy humorous.
Before even considering having a crush on someone, a Christian must take a careful self inventory. A crush is a big decision in life. Crushes can lead to dating, marriage, children, death and divorce, listed in order of severity. So I have compiled a basic list of questions to be posed to oneself, before embarking on the journey of such seriousness.
First, are you at least twenty five? Do you have a well paying job? Are you an active church member? Have you ever had a crush before? If so, you should probably be married and ought to stop this program immediately. Have you talked to your pastor about this crush? How long have you considered having a crush on this particular woman? Again, actually having a crush is dangerous. How has the Holy Spirit lead you to Biblical passages that reinforce your sentiments? Do you have a dwelling of your own? How would your grandmother feel about this? If she is dead, how would the oldest and most respected church lady feel about this? Have you known your potential crush for at least ten years? Is your possible crush a devoted scholar of the Epistles of Paul? Are you prepared to talk to this person’s father, in order to obtain permission for this crush?
If you have answered negatively to any of the previous questions, you are clearly not ready for the seriousness of a crushship. But if you were affirmative, then you are clearly ready for your crushship, and all the responsibilities it entails.
Perhaps you found this mildly humorous as well. Perhaps I feel compelled to post this because nothing terribly thrilling has happened recently. Just the usual:- a middle school introduced herself to me, and I stupidly gave her my cell number. Later I got text messages saying how happy she was to meet me and that her English name is Candy
- ended up on the back of a Shang Hai tourist's electric motor bike, went to West Lake
- saw one of my classmates eat Duck Blood tofu thing
Tuesday, October 10, 2006
So what is actually going on? Once again, I argue that it is China's tremendous population pressure. The sheer number of people creates the most ridiculous Prisoners' dilemma (link explains it) that ever was. So when a Chinese person has something to lose, they instantly become extroadinarily dedicated. They'll study all night, operate a jack hammer all night, because they know that if they don't the next person will and will take their opportunity or money. But if their position is relatively secure, ie all of the American students' roommates, they suddenly revert to less than maniacal workers.
As for the packed library, it's worth mentioning that it's a school of 20,000 and the study room holds at most 200. So really, only .5% of the students need to appear studious on any given day!
Saturday, October 07, 2006
Happy Mid Autumn Festival!
Wednesday, October 04, 2006
The phrase, "My major is Chinese government" is only good for a few run thoughs too. And then we quickly discover that there is nothing left to say, my Shiney Newness is gone and our so called friendship is not so everlasting as once was. I believe I am about a triple serving friend."I am from America, Infinity and Beyond!"
In other news, I am attempting probably the second dumbest thing of my life (the dumbest being riding a motorcycle down a winding sandy mountain road in Costa Rica with a crazy driving) by waiting in this Internet Bar for the Twins playoff game to start. It starts at 1:00am, so let's hope I am not rediculous enough to finish it!
Tuesday, September 26, 2006
- 3:30 pm depart school on bus and drive for hours over something like a road.
- 9:00 pm arrive at Rui An International Hotel, go swimming in outdoor pool
- 10:30 pm I had dinner with the Director
- 12:00 pm do my "pre reading" for my Monday morning 1 on 1 class
- 1:00 am go to sleep
- 5:30 am get wake up call from front desk
- 6:00 am stumble into breakfast, eat a bowl of zhou (cooked rice boiled in water) and a bao zi
- 6:40 am depart for coast
- 7:30 am board a terrible boat
- 7:30-9:00 am watch everyone around me throw up
- 9:30-12:00 swim and eat sea food (I felt terrible about picking a crab! :(
- 1:00 back on the boat
- 3:00 start riding bus up a big mountain
- 4:30 mountain road blocked by avalanche
- 4:30-7:30 hike up mountain road to "stairs to daoist temple"
- 8:00-9:00 literally hike up stairs in pitch dark for an hour. Use camera's for light to see
- 9:00 eat Monk vegetable dinner
- 10:00 discover Wen Zhou "party club" (observe here) has also hiked up the mountain and is blasting techno, jumping over their bonfire and roasting meat. Weirdest thing I ever saw.
- 10:30 I went to bed
- 8:00 get up
- 9:00 ride in pick up truck down mountain to avalanche
- 10:00 get in new bus, ride to Scenic Region
- 12:00 have lunch, hike into scenic area (more steps!)
- 1:00-3:00 go swimming by beautiful waterfalls in really cold water
- 3:00 nearly fall off of rock cliff thing to doom
- 4:00 ride bus to Wenzhou
- 6:00 have dinner and wander around their main street
- 7:30 get back on bus to drive home
- 1:30 am get home
- 8:00 am have my 1 on 1 Chinese government class.... ack!
the stairs we hiked in the dark.
Just a disclaimer: it may appear that my life in China is filled with one fabulous experience after another and this may cause you be filled with senseless jealously. I assure you, you can spend that emotion else where :)
Friday, September 22, 2006
Last weekend our Director decreed that this is "individual travel weekend!" So off I went as an individual to the small town of Wu Xie, a resort really, on the edge of a National Scenic Area. I stayed over Friday night and then hiked into Wu Xie Saturday morning. That's not quite true. I more hiked up and down Wu Xie more than anything else, but it was very beautiful. Living in the city in China you occasionaly wonder if the sun does exist (the locals all just claim it's "cloudy"). as I hiked all they way out of Wu Xie and literally into the middle of no where. But I guess it ended well, because they told me to hike up to the next village, over the mountain (easier said than done) and then 3 kilometers to the bus stop. They also offered me boiled water with hair floating in it, but I turned it down. Thankfully, a random man from Shanghai had also wandered out there and we ended up making the trek together. He wanted to know what villages were like in the US. And so now, 3 hours before our Director decrees "Group Travel Weekend" where we don't return until Sunday midnight, I would kill for a "no homework weekend." But that's just not the way China is.
Tuesday, September 12, 2006
"You have come to study the di-zi." I am so bad that when I practice I wear ear plugs.
Tuesday, September 05, 2006
- sheep meat
- jelly fish (a very small quantity!)
- frog legs
- duck tongue (possibly, not really sure)
- mian tang (water from cooking noodles, awful)
- shrimp (ok, not weird but listable anyway)
- weird looking fish
- stomach problems
- stomach problems
- 拉肚子 (result of stomach problems)
Sunday, September 03, 2006
dashing good looks (more likely, dashingly different looks)
caused a wreck.
Thursday, August 31, 2006
- Crossing the street here is like playing the most horrible version of frogger ever, except the prize is your life
- There is no line in the cafeteria. You just rush up and tell the lady what you want, hoping she picks you and not one of the 35 others.
- Nothing is easy when your Chinese is 1/2 there
- Accents know no ends
I will try to post some more later, including my very friendly roommate and me. 再见:)
宗科
Sunday, August 27, 2006
The really important news, however, is that the Twins took over the wildcard lead yesterday!
Wednesday, August 09, 2006
image. I can see it, and look at it sparkle, but I cannot grasp it. Fortunately, because I leave in 3 weeks, the fact is becoming slightly more concrete. I have visited numerous doctors and been poked in numerous places. I have registered with the embassay and will soon buy a plane ticket to New York. My penpal in Hangzhou has offered to meet me at the airport (which is amazing). I am reading all my predeparture information. And now I am starting to realize what is happening. And the scary thing is, I'm ok with it.
When I was little, my parents told me "be good or we'll
send you to China!"
Saturday, July 29, 2006
Sunday, July 23, 2006
Dreamy music fills the background, singing about summer and witches and watermelon. And I am there, staring at paint brushes as if they're wilting flowers, while joking with the only art store employee on earth who knows me.There are thousands of colors and hundreds of devices, none of which I can wield, to release their potential.
Tuesday, July 11, 2006
The Chinese must have a different definition of comedy. The last two Chinese movies I watched, which were billed as "tremendously funny" and "hilarious" respectively, ended with a blind girl heading into the city searching for her father and a couple passing out from a gas leak. That is not funny. And that proves worrisome, as it leads to one of two conclusions. First, it is possible that life in China is just so wrenchingly difficult that those movies are actually hilarious in comparison.
The second possibility is that the Chinese have
never actually seen a comedy.
Monday, July 03, 2006
Penguins really are the best pets. If you don't believe me, please observe this documentary footage obtained from a Chinese news service. Not only does the penguin wear a penguin backpack, but he walks to the fish market and consumes gigantic fish. And, evidentally, can also deliver things for his owners, a lucky Japanese couple. How they got a penguin, I cannot imagine, but I can only wish that I too had a penguin. Most of this is brought on by my recent visit to the Shedd aquarium in Chicago, which has more amazing fish and animals than you can shake a stick at. For example, chameleons! Who knew that chameleons actually change color to reflect their mood (not their environment).
Ideally, I would have a pet penguin that itself had a pet chameleon that would ride around on the penguin.
Thursday, June 29, 2006
Thursday, June 22, 2006
Working at my new "job," I am finding that when you compare most things to janitoring, it doesn't really seem like work. Data entry versus popping gum (four years in row) off desks just doesn't compare. Nor does staying up until 2am doing "rounds" compare to shoveling rocks. And when I get bored here, I can read a book. No need to wonder around aimlessly, pretending to have stuff to do. My job, for clarity's sake, is being an RA for highschoolers here at NU. They are the college prep program, they are 15-17, two are taking orgo, and they're all crazy. But, they're also friendly enough. For your viewing pleasure, I am including a video of the only job I liked when I was a janitor, and my classic task, carpet cleaning.
Thursday, June 15, 2006
Saturday, June 10, 2006
I went sailing with Barney and he took me to dinner afterwards at Joyees, except Krystle, Rachel and Maggie were all there waiting for me. Perhaps the most special part was the picture they gave me. The picture has all of my best friends here at NU that will be here when I come home in the fall of 2007. It is probably the most thoughtful that has ever been done for me, and it makes me cry everytime I think about it. Thank you, guys.
MEIV is the best thing that I ever become involved with. And when I think about China,
What scares me most is the fact that I am leaving my MEIV family, because that is what it has become to me.it is not the fact that I am going across
the world to live that scares me most.
I do not have a digital copy of the picture, so I will include one of me, Maggie and Rachel. And on of the boyband sensation, 375 Kelvin.
Friday, June 02, 2006
I just returned from Washington DC yesterday, and it was quite the experience. One cool thing was that my trip was paid for, but better than that I met all sorts of people that are like me! White people that speak multiple and less spoken languages. White people speaking Mandarin, Arabic, Korean, Thai, and a lot more. And while at first it was a little weird to be with all these white people speaking foreign languages (there was only a few Asians and black people), it was very cool. Because nobody blinked when you said what you do. Pretty awesome:) I am so used to long pauses or people thinking I am strange. I also met one girl who is going to be in Hangzhou next year, so that is nice. It's nice to know one person, other than my penpal (who I haven't heard from in a while) that will be there. She is from Mississippi. Here a some pictures of the couple places I got to visit--I only had about 2 hours of free time. So I was running around! It was cool though, to see all these places. I wanted to see the WWII memorial, but alas, did not. I'll probably have a lot of time when I have to move to DC after I graduate... but not going to worry about that right now. Final exams are soon... and things are crazy. But it'll be ok.
Monday, May 22, 2006
Wednesday, May 10, 2006
I have about 10 minutes to kill before I go meet with someone to plan out my internship while in China. Studying Abroad requires more paper work than operating a small country, but probably not a large one. I am not entirely sure, as I operate neither yet. So far I have filled out applications for Hangzhou, for Northwestern, for scholarships, for internship credit and roommates and who knows what else. Now for a picture of me. This is me and Alice (looking gorgeous) before we went to her formal last Friday. It was good times :)